THE NEVER ENDING TOY STORY

The adventures of Woody and Captain Light Year go astray when Woody finally realizes that he has one and decides to test out his new manhood on Captain Light Year.

The title is mine, the plot is Brian's -- can you tell?

BTW, thanks for your support Daf! You are the best! I owe you BIG time. I actually didn't realize that the online thing requests needs to be prepaid. I thought it worked just like my pledge sheet. We're actually up to $125 (mine) + $120 (Sarah).. I don't know how the other people on the team are doing. I created a website just for the Bowlmania.. Check it out! (You get to meet the other members of the team).

Riding in Cars with Boys on the Side
A Drew Barrymore double feature - she plays a flaky kid, and a flaky mom. Hits her boyfriend over the head with a frying pan, killing him, then turns her son into a basket case.

Ching, they didn't let me do a per-pin thing, so let me know if you come in over 100, I'll do a second payment.

Breakin' Dance Fever
Back to the 80's! The trilogy of Breakin' in a contest of their lives. Brings back memories of old in the hood doing the robot, break dancing and strutin'. Danny Terrio plays the story teller and gives it a VH1 documentary feel.
Researched the coding online...
Err Msg: 530 User (Username) Cannot Log In, Home Directory Inaccessible. Login Failed.


The information in this article applies to:




* Microsoft Internet Information Server 4.0
This article was previously published under Q221934


SYMPTOMS
When you use an FTP utility to connect to a Microsoft FTP site, the following error occurs:


530 User cannot log in, home Directory Inaccessible.
Login failed.


CAUSE
This problem occurs when the home directory of the FTP site does not exist or the user does not have Read permissions to the home directory.


RESOLUTION



1. Start the Internet Service Manager (ISM), which loads the Internet Information Server snap-in for the Microsoft Management Console (MMC).

2. Right-click the default FTP site folder, and then click Properties.

3. On the Home Directory tab, verify that the Local Path listed is valid, and that the Read check box is checked.

4. Click OK.

Never Give a Sucker an Even Missouri Break
W. C. Fields and Marlon Brando are Sumo wrestlers turned bounty hunters, on the trail of Jack Nicholson. Fields lets Brando do the dirty work, as he drinks and wisecracks his way through the adventure, surreptitiously writing a movie script about it, which he hopes to sell. Attempting to sell the script leads to its own set of adventures, where Brando returns the "favor", offering Fields no help as one misfortune after another befalls him.

Ching, I'm in for a quarter a pin. Bowl good!

I briefly considered coming up with a movie title that began with Frankenstein, but rejected it. And Breakdance would have been funnier than Missouri Breaks for a second movie, but the title was actually Breakin'.

FATHER OF THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

If you think planning a wedding is stressful, you haven't seen this movie!  It's Adam's Family with Steve Martin in it!  A total hoot!

How'd you like that Daf?  I took the last word from your movie title -- neat, huh?  By the way, I just wanted to let you all know that I'm bowling for Big Brothers Big Sisters 2003 Bowl For Kids' Sake and I'm taking pledges..  If you guys could spare $10 or 10 cents per pin (the minimum pledge) or more, please email me your name, mailing address, phone number and pledge amount.  If I can get $250, I get a Big Brothers Big Sisters sweatshirt which is way cooler than the free t-shirt that you get for collecting $135 in pledges.  Plus I'm the team captain so I don't want to be outdone by the other members.  One of the people on our team, Sarah, has already collected $100 and we only got our pledge sheets today!  Anyway, it's for a really good cause so email me -- okay?

You Light Up My Life With Father
It's the turn of the century (the last one, not this one), Dad (William Powell), a successful accountant, tries to run his family like a business, doesn't realize it's not working. Daughter Laurie (Did Conn) wants to leave the weirdness behind and become an actress, but finds that she's particularly good at accountant jokes, and gets a career in vaudeville instead. Things return to weird, though, when Dad comes to see her show, and is recognized by a dancer as one of her "clients".

Hi Yasmin!

Ching, you're the writer and the talent. We just lurk in your shadow. I just seem to have more time on my hands - I'm scheduled to the hilt, but work is real slow. I'll probably get my Music History essay written today - not due for another week.

hiya!

ANY GIVEN BLOODY SUNDAY

I think at this point all the extra-curricular activities (posting games) are optional.. Since you've been able to incorporate both games into one title -- it just goes to show how much more talented you are compared to us amateurs(sp?), Daf!

Damn Yankee Doodle Dandies

Jimmy Cagney makes a deal with the Devil (Ray Walston) so he can stop doing gangster movies and finally pursue his first love - musical comedy. Walston puts him through Hell, where he has to listen to Jean Stapleton sing "You Gotta Have Heart". Most memorable lyrics, at the end, when Walston changes him back to a mobster, trying to ruin his stage act, but Cagney comes through:

"I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
Yankee Doodle t'rough and t'rough;
a real live nephew of my Uncle Guido,
Ya can't pin nuttin' on me, ya lousy screws!"

Furious at having been outwitted by Cagney, Walston takes a break from daily operation of "the family business", moves in with his nephew (Bill Bixby), disguising his horns as antennae, and convincing Bixby he is Martian, rather than the Prince of Darkness.

All references cheerfully explained, though you'd get them all if you've seen (a) Damn Yankees, (b) a few old Cagney movies, (c) My Favorite Martian, and (d) - helpful but not necessary - All in the Family.

I fixed the bolding thing at my last post by prefixing my post with [/b][/b] - if you do the same, Net, then only Glee's post will be bolded.

Ching, I'm still trying to do the last letter - first letter thing - should I just give it up?

CHARLIE'S ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD

When baseball players try their hand at being secret agents -- this is what you get..

Has anyone else seen Chicago? It's actually pretty good!  P.S. Head on over to Life After Marriage to see our pasalubongs!!

Animaniac House

Wakko, Yakko, and Dot join a fraternity and cause mayhem in the University. Pinky and Brain try to foil their plans and try to take over the world! John Belushi is resurected and make for a surprise ending.

Speaking of taking over the world. Referer Risk is again letting in new members. I took the liberty of adding Golden Sushi in the mix. Let all play together sometime...

More to come...
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The Jungle Fever Book

Spike Lee directs this Disney flick about the unhealthy sexual attractions between animal relationships based on stereotypes. Disney is going on a limb here with the animations to teach children a thing or two about racial "relations". A white boy is raised by black monkeys in the jungle and only to fall in love with an African princess. This Film is not yet rated

Ching, you can let those guys know that they posted the wrong link. Otherwise just post a new one and we will all vote for you. =)
Speaking of voting, how about helping out Chris win a Bloggie? He has been nominated head to head with SlashDot for Best Computer or Technology Weblog. Although Slashdot has been nominated for several Bloggie awards, Chris Pirillo only gets one nomination. Please vote as many times as you like just put a different email address each time.(wink)
BTW, someone forgot to turn off the Bold attribute in their entry. Now all our text past the 25th is in bold format.

more to come...
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IN THE BAD COMPANY OF MEN

They made a movie show out of the MAN SHOW! LOL!

Guys -- that's exactly what I'm wondering.. Umm, where did they get their information? I haven't had Chingay.com in years!!!

P.S. We missed you too, Glee!! Glad you are finally back!

Three Weddings and a Funeral/

I didn't vote. Pop-up hell. I know this can't truy be your site, Ching-- you wouldn't put us through this.

I miss you guys.


Glee

Van Wild Wilder West
National Lampoon meets Cowboys and Indians. Van Wilder tries to stop the assasination of the President of the United States. Contains a lot of sexual situations. Rated R.

I voted too but not before I peeked into CHINGAY.COM. Then the inevitable happened. I ended up in POP UP heaven and played close that window. I think I scored 1500 points and received 100 junk mails. =)
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Ed Wood: TV

Well, we already knew he was a cross-dresser, but did we really need this much detail?

Ching, I voted for you, though some of those other girls really seemed like they needed it - a few couldn't even afford any clothes! < eg >

Time out for just as second!!

How come nobody told me about this?

Stand By Me Myself and Irene
A coming of age movie with a father who has a split personality. The children run away to find themselves and each other. They come across this girl named Irene that drives their father crazy and he nearly loses his job as a policeman in a new england town.

Man, it is hard following the previous game. Ive been sick the last few days. This cold spell in NY is getting to me...
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Nine to Five Easy Pieces

Their boss is a jerk. So is the piano-playing oil-rig worker they're all sleeping with.

Are we still doing the last letter - first letter thing? April and I did. Makes it harder though...

EAT DRINK MAN WOMAN ON TOP GUN

do i get tripLe points??? heehee^_^ i finaLLee found a movie that starts w/an "e."
i luv this father-knows-best laugh-out-loud funnee fLick.
i found the beginning xtra enticing because
despite the exotic dishes that the chef/dad make, the family barely nibbles at the food.
it was pre-souL food... chiNese food!!!

MAD MAXIMUM CARNAGE

A futuristic movie about a group of sociopaths break out and takeover a maximum security psych-ward which just happens to be int he middle of the Sahara Desert.

Man! Did I get carried away that last post! This game is fun, though -- so I vote yes!

You Can't Hurry Love and Death

Watch the hilarity as out of work, brooding Russian novelist is reduced to writing ad copy, and falls for his perky secretary.

I vote we use THIS game for our titles - I know we're all a little tired of the last game.

Follow this link for the rules and a bunch of examples: http://www.asmallvictory.net/archives/002242.html#002242

Waddya you guys think? Ching?

NEXT FRIDAY

Welcome back, Glee! Hope we'll be hearing more from you and what you've been up to..

That game is actually pretty fun, Daf! My contribution?

VERY BAD THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

The plot? It's a documentary-slash-travelogue of Dumb and Dumber type characters who run into one major fiasco after another in Denver.

Or how about this?

PUNCH-DRUNK SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE

You thought you knew, but you have no idea! Shakespears wildest adventures, revealed!

SWIM-FANDANGO

Ben and Madison end up falling in love and live happily ever after -- what a twist!!

EIGHT CRAZY HARLEM NIGHTS

An animated version of Eddie Murphy original, starring Adam Sandler (of course)!

POINT OF NO RETURN TO THE BLUE LAGOON

THE BEACH meets JURASSIC PARK in this gruesome tale of this pleasure cruise gone sour! Ebert and Roper give it two thumbs up!

KISS OF THE RED DRAGON

Talk about gruesome! This one is even worse!

LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS OF BABEL

The missing chapter in the LOTR saga.. Coming to theaters in 2004!

Rabbit, Run

Hey Glee - you offer hope to us old men everywhere!

To play our game, you just come up with a Movie Title that starts with the same letter the last one ended in. Net posted "THIRTEENTH FLOOR", which ends in "R", so I'm posting "RABBIT, RUN", which starts with R. At least I think it was a movie. I don't think the sequels became movies, though. Anyhow, next person has to post a movie that starts with "N". Oh, and no recycling - you can use the search button to find out if your title's been used before.

Everybody check this out:
Attention movie buffs

Hi, everyone!<
>My gawd, I'm soo lost! How do we play this movie game again? Remind me the rules. <
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So I have become quite the community activist. I spent a good chuck of my time fighting two corporations Bechtel and Shell from building a liquefied natural gas (LNG) plant in our city of Vallejo. Shell pulled out from doing the LNG project, but now Bechtel, the construction corporation, wants to continue with the project, and it's up to Vallejo's government to make the final decision if they want to continue this project. Tonight we are doing a poetry marathon to protest the gas plant and raise money to print more copies of the chapbook, "Environmental Terrorists" http://www.cinader.com/Books/environmentalterrorists, a collection of protest poetry against Bechtel/Shell.<
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On the lighter note, I will have my first book signing party Feb. 27. for more info go to http://www.cinasphere.com<
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Gossip, gossip. I'm dating a man about 20 years my senior. This is so unlike me, considering I'm known as a craddle robber. He joked that may be I've become a "grave robber." <
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This is glee signing out...

THIRTEENTH FLOOR
a thriller that I have yet to watch its been waiting for me since christmas when Dot gave it to me as a stocking stuffer. Glad to see April blogging again. BTW. E.T. was already posted by Pia before. Tee hee...



Kevin Mitnick gets to go surfing again tonight at the Screen Savers. Watch Kevin on Tech TV ( see your cable provider for the channel). Kevin has not surfed the web since 1995. It was a deal that he made with the Feds as part of his parole. For those of you in the black, Kevin was arrested and convicted as a hacker. He also wrote a book about his life struggle.
Oya, American Idol is back too! April, did you try out for it? Will we see you on FOX?

more to come....

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E.T.

haLoo, everybuddy!!! i missed aLL of u so muxh! hugs 2net, gLee, & ching!
iM soRRie i was away 4a whiLe, but iM back!
i cLdnt remember any other movie, but i onLy watched this bec i was forced 2. i didnt even wanna go in the ride @universaL studios. There's just sumthin' about d way he luks/luks at u. And those fingers! Eeeirie....
enihoo, wut's new? i havent been watchin' any of the new movies.
iM singLe na kc. butt, i have been sooo in2 tv now.
u kno, the usuaLs:
charmed, angeL, smaLLviLLe, aLias, c.s.i., etc.
The biggest addiction was taken tho.
did eni of u saw dat?!?! iM waitin on american idoL. heehee^_^

(A) Streetcar Named Desire

Some memorably dislikeable characters with a storyline that takes some ugly turns. Fun for the whole family! Not. Stella!

Check out my "band" page at Nowhere Radio. This isn't really the band, just a side project. And only one song up now, but watch that space!

SPY KIDS
Ching, thats a cool program. Whats the name of the book your mom was holding? Was it a re gift? She didnt look at all happy with the gift. Today is my Grandmother's birthday. She died 3 years ago but we still remember her G-d bless her soul. This active member is playing a new game called DOPE WARS. As the title says you play a drug dealer and the goal is to try to make a lot of money. Unlike the popular game Vice City, this game is not graphical at all. In fact, its all TEXT. But, if you played a lot of 'fantasy baseball' in the hey days, you can appreciate the fantasy and the anticipation in playing this game.
By the way, I still havent stopped taking over the world. Every Monday to Friday, at 7PM, I have joined forces with LEOVILLE in the battle for world domination. C'mon Pinky, care to follow the leader?

more to come....

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DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

Net -- I just listed ALL the members, not just the inactive ones! As you can see, my name and Daf's are on the list also! You are actually one of the more active bloggers in the group.. By the way.. Check out PhotoShow by Simple Star -- it is awesome!

I used it to create this!

SPICE WORLD

I have never seen this movie. But it does start with S and what do you mean NETPANDAY is not an inactive member? Arrrggh!
Actually, I havent blogged here in the last two weeks. But that doesnt mean I dont love you guys. =) Tell you where Ive been, I been trying to take over the world. Just call me BRAIN for now....pinky.

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MERMAIDS

I was just looking through the team roster and realized that we've got so many inactive members! See for yourself!

Cherrie Alonso jenni alonso Josephine Alonso Brian Brubaker Sheryll Cabral jhoy delafuente Jimbo Diego Pia Edlagan Lou Garchitorena
APRiL GAZMeN Lea Lacaba maria diwata llaguno maria celeste manalang jhayne manganti Net Panday J R Yasmin Ramos Glee tv

(THE) MAN WITH THE GOLDEN ARM
THIS one's Sinatra. I think.

Y'know, Ching, I don't mind updating my defs - usually do it right at the end of my session, so I'm risking a little, but I've been virus-free for 2 years now (knock on formica)!

BTW, it appears the Egg and I was the prototype for Green Acres. A brilliant show.

Saw Lord of the Rings and the new Star Trek. Both pretty good.

I'm going to go play with my slide rule now...

I AM SAM

Be aware that there is a new worm virus going around. If you are on my email list, you should have received the fix by email already. I didn't notice anything odd, but I searched my C:Drive for the files that they mentioned anyway -- better to be safe, than sorry. I wasn't infected. I'm sure that even if I didn't infect you guys, someone else on your email list might have acquired it and you may still be at risk. Help yourselves by keeping informed and, more importantly, keeping your virus definitions up-to-date (I know everyone hates that -- I hate it too).

(The) Egg and I

I remember the title, but not the movie itself. Sinatra, maybe? Too lazy to look it up...

Net, I got you Northern Ohio - hope you can hang on to it.

Hey, I finally got a real song of mine recorded! Check out the link at Graytail (scroll down to Jan. 6). Guys over at Home Recording BBS, aka "the homewreckers" (insert pause for appreciative laughter) beat me up over the mix, so I'll be fixing it, this weekend I hope. But I still like it for a first effort - lemme know what you all think.
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followup: WOW! Absolutely not Sinatra. The very first Ma and Pa Kettle movie. Here's the link.

SUGAR & SPICE

It looks like Satanism is taking over!

I clicked on yours, Vince -- and then promptly checked the leader-board to see who was ahead!

NIGHT HAWKS

one of the less known movies starring Sylvester Stallone. It also stars Rutger Hauer as a terrorist who is hunted by Stallone and co.

Hey you guys, want to help me attain world domination? CLICK HERE
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